pr0spit:

assflash newshole




tastefullyoffensive:

(via rez512)



kramergate:

just passed a woman in a car with a decal that said “NO SKINNY DUDES” and she was vaping out the window, do you think that’s enough info for a missed connections post






lesbianrey:

me: hello… i would very much like to complete these basic chores and errands

my depressed adhd hell brain:

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agent-smoak:

neutralbacteria:

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SHAILENE WOODLEY HAS HAD ENOUGH I’M DYING




losangelesrams:

macleod:

Flying a drone through fireworks

I really don’t think anything exists man



I know we made plans today but I feel kinda fat






quietstorm3214:

ruinedchildhood:

chicks:

Rihanna is so cute I fucking love her lmao 

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I know nothing about makeup nor do I have any desire to know anything about it. I have no idea what she just did. I just wanted to look at her and hear her voice 😩😩😩




wildplantts:

onlytwitterpics:

realitytvshow:

Flavor of Love 2: New York Vs. Bootz

me as a line leader in 5th grade

“I don’t apologise because, you know, I don’t make mistakes.”



mochispaceship:
“ kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit
”

the-king-of-kicks:
“ dannysneksbang:
“here he comes
”
Here Comes Your Man
By: Pixies
”




tchalisew:

southernbitchface:

m–ood:

A very curious octopus.

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”